All I Need Is A Miracle

So, nothing really new here. Hope all of you are doing well out there in blogland. Hopefully, after this weekend to celebrate April's birthday, there will be more funny stories to be told. 'Cause there is always something to tell when April and Kristen are around. And how fun will it be to see Jolene!! Mrs. Married Lady. I'll just spend the weekend being jealous!!

Oops my whistle boy has no class. yipes 2000!

I know that you're thinking the title to my post today sounds so familiar that it's just on the tip of your tongue. I know you think you know where it's from. I just know it.

However, it may not be as commonplace as you would have first thought. (surprising, I know.) It's actually what I found on the back of a letter sent to me by April. She stuck a bunch of word stickers together to come up with that phrase. I tell you, I laughed for 10 minutes straight. And tears came to my eyes.

I am going to a Badger hockey game this weekend. The thing I'm most looking forward to is eating out in a restaurant. How sad am I? I feel like I'm deprived sometimes of social situations.

Well, I've now officially lost 10½ of the 17lbs. I gained while in a not-so-good relationship. I hope to lose the other 6½ by the end of January, if I don't give up. Then, if I feel like it, I'd like to lose the 15lbs I gained while with Jeremiah (Unibrow) and then after that, it would be nice to lose the 30lbs I gained while with Jeff. In case these numbers don't help your mental image of me, just know I'm huge!!

I tell you what, though, I'm so not dating anyone for at least 2 more years. If I want to date when I'm 30, then maybe I will, but not until then. Men obviously do nothing for me but make me an emotional eater. I think I'd rather be alone than be fat and unhappy with someone who treats me like crap. I know, I know. I'm crazy to want that, but I think it's for the best.

Other than that, I'm boring. Really, really boring.