G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

So over the weekend I was dining with a bunch of nice old ladies. The one across from me looks at me and asks, "So, what grade are you in?"

I was dumbfounded, which she must have realized, and amended her question to be, "I mean, how long have you been out of school?"

My response: "Ten years."

Old lady: "Oh! My! Well, you certainly don't look it."

Thanks. When I'm 40 and I get that response, then I'll fully appreciate it. For now, it just makes me feel as if I'm not being taken seriously. Grrr.