Be Cool, Soda Pop
At night, right before I fall asleep, I think of funny and/or interesting things to say on my blog. Unfortunately, during the much needed sleep that I get I usually forget all of the things that I wanted to blog about. So then all you're left reading is crap. I apologize for this.
So, I received my much-anticipated Seasons One and Two of "Veronica Mars" (no thanks, however, to the stupid UPS guy who hung my package in a clear plastic bag from my mailbox, which (coincidentally) is right next to the road, waiting and ready for anyone to just take my pacakge. Kudos to you, dumb&$$). I have only watched a couple of episodes so far again, but they are still as funny and clever as I remember them. I will have a busy weekend, but hopefully I will get to see a few more episodes.
For the past three weeks, I have not exercised at all. I used to exercise at least 6 days a week. Not that I'm healthy or thin, but I did make an effort to at least work out. I feel like crap since I've stopped, but I just can't get into a routine of exercising anymore. I don't think it helps that now Curves is closing and going there was kind of my "jumpstart" to start working out for the day. Now it's a new month and I would hope to kick myself in the butt and just get up and move! Grrrrr....
So, I've been trying to think of all the good things about not being in a relationship (since I've been kind of coveting one lately, but not for the emotional stuff, just the physcial stuff.....if you know what I mean. I was craving a kiss the other day but, alas, there was no one to lock lips with. Anyway...) and I can think of many, but the one I hold on to is that real relationships can't compare to the relationship I dream of having. See, in real life I would just be disappointed because we all know (well, meta doesn't know because she's blessed......) that guys are stupid and they don't know how to treat a girl in a relationship. I've decided that having daydreams about a relationship is much better than the real thing.
The other day in the grocery store (while I was trying to buy donughts without anyone knowing, but of course I run into everyone I know so I went home with vegetables......dang it!) I ran into someone who had set me up with a guy (the guy dumped me) and also knew another guy I had dated (he dumped me as well) and asked me if I was still seeing said dumper. I said no and she proceeded to tell me that I'm so nice that someone will come along and I'll find my right guy. (As her newly ringed finger managed to find it's way into the overhead lights and the diamond blinded me.....dumb engaged people!!) She's a liar.........and so is everyone else who tells me that. Maybe I should be an all-out bitch. That seems to attract guys. But right now, it's just not worth the hassle.
I was just coming back from the Courthouse, and it was hailing. I guess March is coming in like a lion. It better go out like a lamb, or else...........
7 Comments:
I *heart* VM. I love that quote, too.
I think it would be funny to start hissing at engaged people, or anyone who mentions our single status.
Have fun watching VM!!
It's official, Tusk is now a fan of John Mayer.
Yes, it's annoying isn't it? People are jerks, married people are bigger jerks. And all the nice girls/guys are already married- to Jerks. There's no hope for any of us.
I'm all for those "If we're not married by the time we're XX yrs- let's get a civil union" thing. It seems to work for some people.
Congratulations, tusk! Welcome to the world of JM.....it's wonderful!
And a big resounding AMEN! to the fact that all the good ones are already married. There truly is no hope.
Maybe April is right - we should start hissing at people.....oh, wait, I already do! hahaha
I really have to watch Veronic Mars. It must be a good show if everyone loves her so much!
Don't hiss at me or anything, BUT there truly is hope! Why wouldn't there be? You're only in your 20s for the love of God!
Most of the people I know who got married under 25 are either already divorced, getting divorced or should get divorced. That's nothing to envy! Ahem, there should be some nice men being freed up right about now...
I think the married people who are jerks and/or assholes are like that because they're f-ing miserable.
Jolene, Let me know some weekend when Mike's out of town, and I'll come and introduce you to my friend Veronica Mars! :D
I agree with Jolene (-and yes, dear Krista, I am very blessed, but our relationship definitely isn't perfect)- anyone that gets married before age 25 has like a 20% chance of getting a divorce more than someone who gets married after 25. (Okay, okay, I think the statistic is actually 14%, but that's still a good chunk against you in the divorce department.) And if the good ones are taken by bitches, maybe they'll be divorced soon within the next couple years, and be ready and available. Nasty, somewhat evil thought, but let's be honest, haven't we all thought that from time to time? ;)
Look at you, buying vegetables. I need to do that myself.
Yes, Meta- they are evil thoughts....I've actually wished someone to get killed in combat for those reasons.
I feel awful.
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