Death By A Magic 8 Ball
I love getting things in the mail. And, as I posted a few posts ago, Kristen sent me a wonderful "goodie bag" package in the mail. Along with the usual chocolate items and bitter greeting cards, there was an 8 ball included (and not just any 8 ball, a tiny pink love 8 ball)
Now, according to this 8 Ball, I am going to die dateless, sexless and loveless. I hate that 8 ball. Every question I've asked it so far has received a negative response. I don't so much mind the dateless part or the loveless part - I've grown accustomed to that. But the other part.........
Well, let's just say that sometimes I'm human.
posted by atsirk @ 12:07 PM
3 Comments:
I've consulted the pink love 8 ball many a time now. I still haven't received any love. Hmph.
sorry 'bout the majic 8 ball. i tried to send you the good one. :-)
Maybe you're wording your questions the wrong way, right? You should ask a question saying, "If you give me a negative response, I know you really mean yes, I will get laid in the not so distant furture, huh ball?"
See if that works.
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