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Saxaphones. Can't stand them.
Welcome to my tyrade on saxaphones. I don't know why I have an aversion to them, but it is a deeply rooted aversion, and I will not change my mind about them anytime soon. I only bring up this subject because I was reading a book the other day (and not an educational or literary book, a smut book is what it was) and in one of the 'romantic' scenes, the guy put on "sexy saxaphone music."
Okay.
I would have gotten up and walked out if I were the girl. Saxaphones aren't sexy, they're annoying. It's like turning on "the most annoying sound in the world" from Dumb and Dumber. It would have totally ruined my mood. And I would have ditched the guy. Saxaphone music. Sheesh!
My mom can't stand clarinets. My stand is that they're more tolerable than saxaphones.
posted by atsirk @ 1:36 PM
4 Comments:
Sadly, I dated I guy who played the saxophone. But I suppose it was a step up from the dude I dated who played the trombone. Wha-whaaa.
And the other nine would be?
The sound of a saxophone can be sensual, but sexy? I am afraid not; however, before you dismiss them entirely you should listen to John Coltrane's "Naima" and some Eric Dolphy as well.
Unless, of course, a saxaphone is something else entirely.
Ah, the wonders of a trombone!
And, yes, I cannot spell....but then again, maybe I was referring to something entirely different. Will we ever know?
I love saxophone music! I think it's hot. Therefore, I'm right. And that had to be Eric who made fun of your spelling. Now I'm going to giggle like a schoolgirl cuz Eric said "sensual."
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