Sleep Walking

Last night when I went to bed, I was wearing black sweat pants, a grey t-shirt and a black zip-up hoodie (fully zipped up). When I woke this morning, I was sans the hoodie. How weird that without my knowing it, I unzipped and took off my sweat-shirt in the middle of the night?

That got me to thinking: I must do other weird things in the middle of the night that I'm not aware of. Such as overeating. Right?! 'Cause that would explain a lot.

But then I was thinking, why can't I sleep-exercise? Then I would get in my exercise, without having to know about it.

That would definitely be a good thing.

On the lines of not-so-good things, why are males so dense sometimes? If I tell you I don't like you and then fail to return any of your hundreds of phone calls or text messages, can you not get the hint? Even after I explicitly lay it out in an email? I mean, can you not read the words, "I think we're both very different, and while it was fun for a while, I'm looking for someone better suited for me. I'm sure there's someone out there better suited for you than I am, too." and realize that's a nice way of saying GET LOST! I mean, do I actually have to respond to the email where you say "is there no hope of talking again" with a bold-typeface'd response of NO!! ??? Really? REALLY?? I would get the hint.

No wonder dating has no appeal for me at all at this point in my life. Spinsterhood: here comes your newest member!!